oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

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what is this

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

oh yes so me

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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

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